Fiona Allen

Gladiatress

55BC – Somewhere In Britain: The Princesses of the Dubonni tribe are three unlikely sisters: Smirgut The Fierce, ferocious warrior and full-time mum, Dwyfuc , desperate spinster in search of a hairy husband and Worthaboutapig, clumsy village bee-herder. Roman soldiers kidnap Dwyfuc, detaining her in Boulogne. Seduced by Roman society, she reveals locations of British ports crucial to the Romans’s invasion strategy.